And puts kids in their place when they shouldn't be on the computer.

BUSTED. GROUNDED.

Oh.

My.

Gawd.

Hot off the presses, this morning's bumbling press conference, with Closed Captioning for the Bullshit Impaired.

heh

Ummm...

HAHAHA!

It's a .mov file, fyi. Enjoy.

Sample:

BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'. Apologies.

Sh*t!
F*ck!

All for your keyboard playback enjoyment...

Here kitty kitty kitty...

According to Dr. John S. Coleman, over 30% of US homes have at least one cat. But with your busy schedule, Id bet that your pussy isnt getting enough love. Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to announce the National Love Your Pussy day.

Oh, now this would be F-U-N!

Hurricanes a sign from above?

If you don't mind, I'd like to bring up a sensitive subject. Some people call it jacking off, or jerking off, or a lot of other things, but I just call it masturbating. And while there's always room for improvement, I have to say that I'm pretty good at it.

A lot of people have discovered that they can make a little extra money by auctioning off on the internet those extra knick-knacks they have lying around. After all, as the saying goes, one person's trash is another's treasure.

Couldn't get WMP to work, but Quicktime does. Worth the wait.

Difficulty factor="9"

Oh by the way, essay's are due by friday. That will be all.

Here's an excerpt:

Bible Brandon

Bright Sheng, Pronounced Shine, Composer in Residence, Lyric Opera

With Walk-On-Water Action!!