04 - December - 2005
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Hungry tiger feasts on Senior Schoolgirl
   Paloris says...
 

"Sanctuary" my balls.

If they're taken out of their habitat, keep them behind bards.

Where they should be.

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03 - May - 2005
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Runaway Bride on My Toast!
   AEgo says...
 

WWJD = What Would Jennifer Do?

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24 - April - 2005
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Look At My Striped Shirt!
   AEgo says...
 

Wow, this guy reminds me of an old boss!

Mike B. this is all you, dude. You're the only guy who thinks you're that important, "bro".

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05 - April - 2005
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A Real 911 Call from Someone PO'd at Burger King
   AEgo says...
 

Wow.

People really ARE stupid.

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04 - April - 2005
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Custom Made Marlboro Apple Ipod Mini Cover/Skin Duct
   AEgo says...
 

Wow.

Smokers Rule!

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08 - March - 2005
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I Wanted To Be Invisible
   Ginger says...
 

Deep--and funny!

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22 - February - 2005
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A parent's primer to computer slang
   AEgo says...
 

Thank you, Micro$oft!

And sadly, they created that document this month!

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10 - February - 2005
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Craziest Request For Teh Sex That I've Ever Read
   AEgo says...
 

WTF?

Eyebrows? Defication? Urns and bowls?

WHACKO!

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09 - February - 2005
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How to build a micro-claymore with office supplies.
   AEgo says...
 

Yeah, this isn't scary...

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08 - February - 2005
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What you'd never see about the Superman
   Paloris says...
 

Was actually published nearly 50 years ago.

What an asshole.

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05 - January - 2005
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Lucifer's Hot Pocket
   AEgo says...
 

Yep. Sure is.

Whatever.

Idiots everywhere.

7 points for creativity, though.

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28 - December - 2004
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Anyone still here?
   AEgo says...
 

Heh

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14 - December - 2004
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Bad Sweater Guy!
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My friend Kevin recently cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s." The horror, the horror.

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29 - October - 2004
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Penis-Shaped, Talking Masturbation Teaching Toy Marketed to Pre-Teen Girls!
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Christians Declare Holy War on AQUAPETS!

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19 - October - 2004
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Scotty The Blue Bunny
   AEgo says...
 

Oh, holy crap.

This is the most ridiculous...

Just look.

Go. NOW!

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13 - October - 2004
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The Lost Smurfs Episode (NSFW)
   AEgo says...
 

Probably a repeat, but still plenty funny!

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07 - October - 2004
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Robbers Steal 6 Truckloads of Chocolate in Britain
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It was a very well-organized raid," said a spokeswoman for Lancashire Police. At least five men were involved, and they held two guards from the centre in a nearby field while their colleagues drove away with the haul.

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29 - September - 2004
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Tropical Caribbean Island--Yours for Only $1.9MM
   AEgo says...
 

Okay, so it's ONLY 1.9 million. dollars.

Then, I'm thinking: Hmmm, you've got to build a place to live. And plumbing. And electricity. And a place to dock your boat. And... And... And...

And security to keep the locals from going "hey, some dumbass just spent a couple mil on some property--let's go get some chicken wings!"

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25 - September - 2004
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At least 17 women have died in the US after using a new birth control patch
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20 - September - 2004
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After having twins, couple fined $94,000 for having "too many kids"
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Nice job, folks.

They crossed the limit because they had already had one child.

What a wonderful world. It is?

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