All Hail Zod!

Not only does it resist scratches from car-washing machines (the main culprit of scratches) 5 times better than conventional paint, it can even "heal" itself of any light scratches!

"Sanctuary" my balls.

If they're taken out of their habitat, keep them behind bards.

Where they should be.

And puts kids in their place when they shouldn't be on the computer.

BUSTED. GROUNDED.

From all the movies and shows. This stuff( the kings one) wil definatly mess with your head

No kidding--this is cool. You CAN use your mousey to help out when things get stuck, too.

I'm waiting for 2.0 and hoping for nudity!

Foodies are feeling a little "flushed" about a new restaurant in Taiwan that serves them food in pint-sized toilet-bowl dishes.

And, yes, the food is designed to look like something that belongs in pint-sized toilet-bowl dishes.

This is like a slice of heaven.

With creamy frosting and a fat cherry on it.

Mmmmm

Trooper is hit by a pickup truck as he tries to help a motorist that ended up in the ditch.

Everyone loves a Toss The Midget Game!

Make your own hero...

I keep trying to make a nerd hero and I keep choosing stuff that's too cool...

WWJD = What Would Jennifer Do?

Wow, this guy reminds me of an old boss!

Mike B. this is all you, dude. You're the only guy who thinks you're that important, "bro".

Oh.

My.

Gawd.

Wow.

People really ARE stupid.

Wow.

Smokers Rule!

Preview what a tattoo on you ass would look like and send it to your friends!

Send messages in the yellow snow... to a friend.

The slower you go, the more filled-in the snow!